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  1. My ex addiction- My home rehab

    Well it all started when i got in with the wrong crowd and i suppose it was to try and impress the people i was with at the time they were all…

  2. Prince William’s beard honoured

    I'd rather honour Prince William's beard anytime over that of Dr Rowan Williams! Can you think of another instance when Tom Jones (a favourite…

  3. Tired old solicitor’s desk is Chippendale worth £100000

    That's solicitors for you-they can't see any value beyond how fast their meter is whirring!!!

  4. Cat Plays The Piano

    With the gorilla on the Cadbury's advert we only now need two more players to make a hit making band.

  5. Woman Driver Mistakes Gas For Brakes

    I'd like to see a continuation of the video from inside the shop filming her asking for a packet of 10 Marlborough Lights and then calmly walking back out again!

  6. Man is found glued to toilet seat

    One mustn't laugh but it is good to know that the toilet was restored back to its rightful location!!

  7. Republican Misconceptions of Obama

    This kind of ignorance is frightening in a first-world, supposedly educated country like the States. OK, the video is from the Al-Jezzera new agency, but the opinions speak for themsevles, nevertheless.

  8. Drama queen or danseur?

    This is an oldie, but I found it on YouTube and thought I'd share. Long live Jorge José Emiliano dos Santos!

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