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  1. Why You Don’t Hit Your Office Computer

    If you have a tendency towards personalising inanimate objects this is scary!

  2. Bill Clinton to address Democrats

    Did you notice that when Hilary made her speech about 'standing before' the democrats as a 'proud mother etc. etc................' she didnt…

  3. What You Don’t Say To Your Wife

    This should be the anthem for all those blokes who dont care about their relationships!

  4. Alligator on loose in city was just a soft toy

    I wonder how many of our gallant police force were employed in this major operation!

  5. Budget bride’s basement bargains

    She's a great girl and looks like a princess too. I also like the large plate of cheap looking sausage rolls.

  6. Gnome returned after worldwide tour

    Who would you take on a world tour with you? I love the bit about his feet being missing , but bad luck for him to have run into Geoffrey…

  7. Monty Python Olympics

    You wount see anything better than this in Beijing! Very topical!

  8. Cliff Golfing Goes Wrong

    Hey Gab and Seraphina-take a look at this. It makes me feel giddy when the guy (or idiot) takes a look over the edge to have a look where his bag has gone. Or does he think he can find the ball?

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