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  1. Handgrinder surgery saves ring man’s blushes

    If you want to have a go at embarrassing yourself then you ought to regard this bloke as something of a role model!

  2. Dodi’s ex-fiancee tells inquest of 'betrayal'

    Looks to me as if Kelly Fisher had a lucky escape!

  3. Row over payments to failed asylum seekers

    Talk about encouraging anybody to come here illegally! For any entrepreneurial bod wanting to start a business in another country, the first…

  4. Kyrgyzstan set for key election

    Anyone prepared to give me odds on the chances of an 'honest' election (as the president is pledging will happen) taking place? There are some…

  5. This mother needs urgent counselling!

    This baby is going to grow up severely traumatised! Its mother doesn’t seem to have learnt which end to pick up yet, nor the sad fact that dropping your baby onto its head from a great height is not going to aid its future development… it is no excuse for a zoo to say that 'nature needs to take its course…' the sooner the poor polar baby gets rescued from there the better.

  6. MoD under pressure to explain data loss

    Why hasnt anybody asked what this Royal Navy officer was doing in Birmingham on the night of 9th Jan when the laptop in question was stolen…

  7. That'll teach Chappers to pull funny faces on the radio

    Radio 1's Chappers and Dave have run 33 miles to raise money for Sport Relief, one mile at every English and Scottish Premier League football ground. Good chaps! While recording a snippet of video in Inverness, Chappers looks quite… uncomfortable. And it all ended up with Chris Moyles and Dom Byrne providing an overdubbed version of the clip.

  8. You never know what might be lurking in the bushes…

    A pet dog? the family cat? the furry guineapig? What next – the smallest child? Why don’t they get the message and go out and annihilate…

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