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"I didn’t realise there were some kids out there."
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- By dotjay on Fri 23 Nov ’07
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Former soap actor and Celebrity Love Island loser, Paul Danan, had a bit of an accident with his words and has been booted from Preston’s…
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If Gordon Brown was running a business he'd be sacked…
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- By RW on Fri 23 Nov ’07
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This rather sums up my view.
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McClaren told of England sacking
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- By RW on Thu 22 Nov ’07
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We are sacking this guy 18 months into a four, yes four year contract resulting in a £2.5m payoff for being utterly useless. Can someone tell…
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UK’s families put on fraud alert
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- By dotjay on Tue 20 Nov ’07
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Two discs with personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16 have been "lost in the post" it seems. Although the discs are…
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Bubble wrap
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- By Sharon on Tue 20 Nov ’07
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Calming and some how satisfying – for those tense moments!
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While away a few moments…
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- By Sharon on Tue 20 Nov ’07
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Leaves your eyes feeling somewhat dazed but it is interesting…
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Go round twice if you are happy!
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- By Sharon on Tue 20 Nov ’07
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be patient with the beginning bit – this made me smile!
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Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Compilation
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- By dotjay on Sun 18 Nov ’07
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Things started off so well, didn’t they? We'll miss moments like these when he’s gone.
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