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  1. "I didn’t realise there were some kids out there."

    Former soap actor and Celebrity Love Island loser, Paul Danan, had a bit of an accident with his words and has been booted from Preston’s…

  2. If Gordon Brown was running a business he'd be sacked…

    This rather sums up my view.

  3. McClaren told of England sacking

    We are sacking this guy 18 months into a four, yes four year contract resulting in a £2.5m payoff for being utterly useless. Can someone tell…

  4. UK’s families put on fraud alert

    Two discs with personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16 have been "lost in the post" it seems. Although the discs are…

  5. Bubble wrap

    Calming and some how satisfying – for those tense moments!

  6. While away a few moments…

    Leaves your eyes feeling somewhat dazed but it is interesting…

  7. Go round twice if you are happy!

    be patient with the beginning bit – this made me smile!

  8. Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Compilation

    Things started off so well, didn’t they? We'll miss moments like these when he’s gone.

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