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  1. Girl in a bar

    A funny ad by Danier Leather.

  2. The blame trend line

    Just a little work place humour from the past that helped us to carry on during those dim dark days!

  3. London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,…

  4. Cat Talking

    This one is for cat lovers-however many humans(some of whom I could name) could learn from this how to communicate with one another!

  5. Woman fined for kissing painting

    The 'priceless’ painting in question was a blank white canvas! If the artist isnt able to do another one then perhaps I could oblige for a…

  6. Compensation battle looms for BA

    Perhaps they should have taken a leaf from Jacqui Smith’s book on how to cover things up as they now seem to have opened theselves up to an…

  7. Skills drive 'to boost workforce'

    This is another example of the government spewing out absurd/unrealistic numbers for spin purposes-who are all these fantom training courses for?

  8. Spice Girls go from Tod’s to Tesco

    Tesco’s shares must be doing well as Posh, Baby, Sporty, Ginger and Scary appear in this year’s Christmas ad at a cost of £5million – that’s a…

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    “Well, here we are! Today we open our doors and welcome in our first members to Complete Twit. So, what’s it all about? Do you find yourself…”

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