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  1. Home Office in trouble again

    So Ms Smith has not been entirely straightforward in telling us when she first knew about the lack of immigration checks done on security…

  2. Fresh case of bird flu in turkeys

    Bootiful!!-Sounds to me that, if you want to eat your Xmas turkey with any confidence, Suffolk is not the place to get it from. Was’nt it in…

  3. Fury at Remembrance Day fines

    This is a very sad story and just emphasises how much of a concern this important event is to so few people in this country.

  4. Bangkong Market Train

    You have got to see this-if you forget to take down your canopy your market stall will be moved to the next station.

  5. Music 'hidden' in Last Supper art

    What’s this guy on?

  6. Frank Feldman – we thought this was extremely funny

    A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're…

  7. Mum of the Year?…

    'I only meant to hire a gorilla!'

  8. Rooney’s Out!!!

    As if we weren’t already doomed as it is! Is it even worth us turning up against Croatia?!

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