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Absurd laws
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- By Sharon on Wed 7 Nov ’07
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What is the most absurd law in Britain? A ban on people dying in the Houses of Parliament has been hailed as the most absurd piece of…
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Minogue launches networking site
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- By RW on Mon 5 Nov ’07
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This is serious competion-I love Kylie! We need to provide (somehow!) some content that wiil take people’s mind off the greatest female…
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Football: Rival questions Gunners
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- By RW on Mon 5 Nov ’07
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What do they say about footballers and brains?-he hasnt even got the right sport-Cricket is of course the beautiful game!!
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Colbert Roasts President Bush – 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner
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- By dotjay on Sun 4 Nov ’07
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Stephen Colbert slow roasts Bush in a special report presented at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in 2006.
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Presley regains rich list crown
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- By jontangerine on Sat 3 Nov ’07
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According to the BBC, "Elvis Presley is the highest-earning dead celebrity, with an annual income of $49m (£23.7m), a US survey…
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Cooking
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- By Sharon on Fri 2 Nov ’07
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave. Large, naked, raw…
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Royalty
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- By Sharon on Fri 2 Nov ’07
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Paul McCartney to the Queen 'Will there be another Royal Jubilee Concert?' Queen 'Not in my garden' Prince Philip: 'I declare this thing open…
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Definition of a gentleman
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- By Sharon on Fri 2 Nov ’07
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Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn’t.
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In Rick Astley shortlisted for MTV award!, RW said:
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In Republican Misconceptions of Obama, RW said:
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In The moustache victim of fickle public taste, jontangerine said:
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