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  1. Rooney’s Out!!!

    As if we weren’t already doomed as it is! Is it even worth us turning up against Croatia?!

  2. Prince 'in discussions’ with fans

    I sincerely hope he has no influence over Kylie and persuades her to do the same!

  3. Is it me or… are automatic phone systems convoluted and unfriendly?

    Do you hate it when you have to ring up a company on some pretext or other, only to find that you have this turgid woman on the other end…

  4. today’s two ridiculous sayings are:

    'If it squirms, it’s biology, if it stinks, it’s chemistry, if it doesn’t work, it’s physics and if you can’t understand it, it’s…

  5. This is an interesting website

    It tells you interesting things like which supermarket offers the cheapest products and which is the cheapest product that will still do the…

  6. Absurd laws

    What is the most absurd law in Britain? A ban on people dying in the Houses of Parliament has been hailed as the most absurd piece of…

  7. Minogue launches networking site

    This is serious competion-I love Kylie! We need to provide (somehow!) some content that wiil take people’s mind off the greatest female…

  8. Football: Rival questions Gunners

    What do they say about footballers and brains?-he hasnt even got the right sport-Cricket is of course the beautiful game!!

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