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  1. Minogue launches networking site

    This is serious competion-I love Kylie! We need to provide (somehow!) some content that wiil take people’s mind off the greatest female…

  2. Football: Rival questions Gunners

    What do they say about footballers and brains?-he hasnt even got the right sport-Cricket is of course the beautiful game!!

  3. Colbert Roasts President Bush – 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner

    Stephen Colbert slow roasts Bush in a special report presented at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in 2006.

  4. Presley regains rich list crown

    According to the BBC, "Elvis Presley is the highest-earning dead celebrity, with an annual income of $49m (£23.7m), a US survey…

  5. Cooking

    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave. Large, naked, raw…

  6. Royalty

    Paul McCartney to the Queen 'Will there be another Royal Jubilee Concert?' Queen 'Not in my garden' Prince Philip: 'I declare this thing open…

  7. Definition of a gentleman

    Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn’t.

  8. 7 days 7 questions

    I got 3 out of 7 which I was pleasantly surprised by-is there anybody out there who can honestly claim to have scored 7?-if there is they need…

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