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Philips launches 'tasteful' sex toy range for middleaged British couples
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- By RW on Sun 14 Sep ’08
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This toy range is aiming at 35-55 yr olds and apparently the products are not intended to 'replace the partner'- I would have thought that…
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Labour MP Joan Ryan sacked after open revolt against Gordon Brown
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- By RW on Sun 14 Sep ’08
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By the time Gordon Brown has sacked half of his party-as seems likely he'll have to do- his experience in this direction will make him very…
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Why You Don’t Hit Your Office Computer
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- By Pandapuss on Sun 31 Aug ’08
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If you have a tendency towards personalising inanimate objects this is scary!
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Bill Clinton to address Democrats
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- By Sharon on Wed 27 Aug ’08
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Did you notice that when Hilary made her speech about 'standing before' the democrats as a 'proud mother etc. etc................' she didnt…
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What You Don’t Say To Your Wife
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- By RW on Mon 25 Aug ’08
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This should be the anthem for all those blokes who dont care about their relationships!
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Alligator on loose in city was just a soft toy
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- By Pandapuss on Sun 24 Aug ’08
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I wonder how many of our gallant police force were employed in this major operation!
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Budget bride’s basement bargains
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- By RW on Sat 16 Aug ’08
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She's a great girl and looks like a princess too. I also like the large plate of cheap looking sausage rolls.
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Gnome returned after worldwide tour
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- By Dirka on Mon 11 Aug ’08
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Who would you take on a world tour with you? I love the bit about his feet being missing , but bad luck for him to have run into Geoffrey…
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