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  1. The Real Moon Landing

    I like the comment from someone on the site about the cow jumping over the moon but not on it!

  2. Never quite made it…

    The Russian space shuttle Buran (Snowstorm) now languishing on a scrapheap in Bahrain - the programme was canceled after the collapse of the USSR.

  3. Dog-snatchers!

    Worrying reports of dog-snatchers in the area...

  4. Where are they now?

    Saddam lookalikes on a jolly in their boss` heyday - you do wonder what they`re doing now!

    The former Iraqi dictator had a team of mustache-toting familiars to throw any potential assassin off the scent - but would you put that on a cv?

  5. Who needs a dog when you've got a horse like this…

    The Americans are mad!

  6. Weather problems ahead!

    Why would you keep on driving? Surely some inate sense of survival would say for heaven's sake, let's get out of here!

  7. War against ridiculous and unnecessary signs

    This week's complaint is about the sea of signs that beseige us from every possible direction. Do we need them? no, we don't. I am going to…

  8. How do we know it was a female driver?

    It could have been anyone. It happens to me all the time - my foot jsut slips off the brake and away we go!

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    “well sorry but i think that`s realy cruel dogs arnt meant for…”

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    “Im realy sorry but how the hell did he get stuck to the flipping…”

  3. In Rick Astley shortlisted for MTV award!, RW said:

    “But would you prefer to have another go now or try and bop to some…”

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    “Well, here we are! Today we open our doors and welcome in our first members to Complete Twit. So, what’s it all about? Do you find yourself…”

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