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My ex addiction- My home rehab
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- By nikkie on Sun 11 Jan ’09
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Well it all started when i got in with the wrong crowd and i suppose it was to try and impress the people i was with at the time they were all…
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Prince William’s beard honoured
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- By Sharon on Sun 28 Dec ’08
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I'd rather honour Prince William's beard anytime over that of Dr Rowan Williams! Can you think of another instance when Tom Jones (a favourite…
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Tired old solicitor’s desk is Chippendale worth £100000
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- By RW on Tue 2 Dec ’08
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That's solicitors for you-they can't see any value beyond how fast their meter is whirring!!!
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Man is found glued to toilet seat
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- By RW on Sun 2 Nov ’08
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One mustn't laugh but it is good to know that the toilet was restored back to its rightful location!!
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The moustache victim of fickle public taste
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- By RW on Sun 5 Oct ’08
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Having realised what a complete twit he looked I would'nt put it past Peter Mandelson to try and persuade Gordon Brown to wear a moustache-now…
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Rick Astley shortlisted for MTV award!
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- By jontangerine on Thu 2 Oct ’08
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Rickrolling started as a gag, grew into an international boredom-killer, and finally results in the cheesiest artist of the 80's in the 2008…
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This week’s saying
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- By Sharon on Wed 1 Oct ’08
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'Sometimes the best way of winning an argument is not to have an argument at all' Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Things going on behind your back
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- By Sharon on Mon 15 Sep ’08
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Whilst all this is going on with the Large Hadron Collider, have you heard what they are doing with the small hadron avoider? I think all…
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