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  1. Man is found glued to toilet seat

    One mustn't laugh but it is good to know that the toilet was restored back to its rightful location!!

  2. The moustache victim of fickle public taste

    Having realised what a complete twit he looked I would'nt put it past Peter Mandelson to try and persuade Gordon Brown to wear a moustache-now…

  3. Rick Astley shortlisted for MTV award!

    Rickrolling started as a gag, grew into an international boredom-killer, and finally results in the cheesiest artist of the 80's in the 2008…

  4. This week’s saying

    'Sometimes the best way of winning an argument is not to have an argument at all' Archbishop Desmond Tutu

  5. Things going on behind your back

    Whilst all this is going on with the Large Hadron Collider, have you heard what they are doing with the small hadron avoider? I think all…

  6. Large Hadron Collider and Health and Safety

    I can quote nothing better that Mr Nick Rowlatt's letter to the Telegraph: 'what I want to know is: who said they could do it? Given that I…

  7. Philips launches 'tasteful' sex toy range for middleaged British couples

    This toy range is aiming at 35-55 yr olds and apparently the products are not intended to 'replace the partner'- I would have thought that…

  8. Labour MP Joan Ryan sacked after open revolt against Gordon Brown

    By the time Gordon Brown has sacked half of his party-as seems likely he'll have to do- his experience in this direction will make him very…

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