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Ming - reporting on the passing of an era
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- By Sharon on Mon 29 Oct ’07
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Ming the quahog clam, who has died aged 405, lived longer than any other creature known to man.…
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Absurd laws
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- By Sharon on Wed 7 Nov ’07
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What is the most absurd law in Britain? A ban on people dying in the Houses of Parliament has been hailed as the most absurd piece of…
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This week’s saying
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- By Sharon on Wed 1 Oct ’08
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'Sometimes the best way of winning an argument is not to have an argument at all' Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Instruction leaflet for clearing up a broken lightbulb
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- By Sharon on Tue 18 Dec ’07
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I'm sorry but if politicians don’t know how to use a dustpan and brush to sweep up a broken light bulb without being given a set of…
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The moustache victim of fickle public taste
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- By RW on Sun 5 Oct ’08
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Having realised what a complete twit he looked I would'nt put it past Peter Mandelson to try and persuade Gordon Brown to wear a moustache-now…
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Mobile phone payment for Tube tickets
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- By RW on Wed 28 Nov ’07
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I am sure Sharon (who has my sympathy over her mobile parking difficulties) will be keen to give this a try!
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UK’s families put on fraud alert
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- By dotjay on Tue 20 Nov ’07
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Two discs with personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16 have been "lost in the post" it seems. Although the discs are…
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"I didn’t realise there were some kids out there."
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- By dotjay on Fri 23 Nov ’07
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Former soap actor and Celebrity Love Island loser, Paul Danan, had a bit of an accident with his words and has been booted from Preston’s…
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