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  1. World’s lowest camper van fits under barriers

    I like where this guy is coming from, so he can get into car parks free etc. However I wouldnt like to try and get up to much in the back!

  2. Engine test for Falcon 9 rocket

    Deadly serious. I invite fellow members of this site to suggest who they might like to put on this rocket as cargo i.e. a one way ticket to…

  3. Text message study revives six degrees theory

    Take a look at this-its scary! But help me here. Does this mean you are only 6.6 steps away from people in your past-like perhaps your old…

  4. War against ridiculous and unnecessary signs

    This week's complaint is about the sea of signs that beseige us from every possible direction. Do we need them? no, we don't. I am going to…

  5. 'Ruff justice' for canine

    I'd like to see this dog in the house of commons! Love the title too

  6. Heavy metal monk

    Brother Cesare is a Capuchin monk... and the lead singer in a heavy metal band. No, really!!! Inspired by a Metallica concert he went to over…

  7. Apparently its just being inquisitive

    Maybe this should be tagged as serious! Either way, rather him than me...

  8. A new topic of argument amongst neighbours

    As if there aren't enough things to fall out with your neighbours about - now its 'who told the apartment block to start revolving? Don't…

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    “well sorry but i think that`s realy cruel dogs arnt meant for…”

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    “Im realy sorry but how the hell did he get stuck to the flipping…”

  3. In Rick Astley shortlisted for MTV award!, RW said:

    “But would you prefer to have another go now or try and bop to some…”

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    “Well, here we are! Today we open our doors and welcome in our first members to Complete Twit. So, what’s it all about? Do you find yourself…”

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