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Here is something to while away a Tuesday afternoon
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- By Sharon on Tue 26 Feb ’08
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See how long it takes you to complete the puzzle
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'schoolgirl' was a 39 year old man
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- By Sharon on Tue 26 Feb ’08
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I want to know whether 'she' had pigtails and whether they realised that 'she' was not all that she seemed when the five o'clock shadow set…
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Monkeys’ wedding
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- By Sharon on Tue 26 Feb ’08
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Honestly, the things people think up. I mean, what is the point? Did someone think his life had become a bit drab, that he wasn’t getting…
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Little old ladies aren’t what they used to be…
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- By Sharon on Tue 19 Feb ’08
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I know one or two little old ladies like this one…She probably wanted a bit of change to play bingo with and the local Post Office has been…
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This week’s M4 rants
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- By Sharon on Tue 19 Feb ’08
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Whilst on my weekly trek down the M4 last Thursday, in the middle lane minding my own business, I see a message flashing on one of these new…
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Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth on LiveScience
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- By dotjay on Tue 5 Feb ’08
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Should one wish to destroy the Earth, here are a few inspirational scientific propositions for you! Oh my!
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It makes living on Salisbury Plain look rather tame
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- By Sharon on Tue 22 Jan ’08
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It was nice of them to confess and to pay up. Otherwise how would you have known where the rockets came from? Was it someone you had…
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Obese teenagers to be taught how to cook
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- By Sharon on Tue 22 Jan ’08
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Knowing teenagers, isn’t this a recipe (sic) for getting them to eat even more?
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