Royalty

Paul McCartney to the Queen

'Will there be another Royal Jubilee Concert?'

Queen

'Not in my garden'

Prince Philip:

'I declare this thing open – whatever it is’

Morecambe and Wise

'Are you of royal stock?'

'No, my father was a grocer. I'm of vegetable stock'

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