today’s two ridiculous sayings are:

'If it squirms, it’s biology, if it stinks, it’s chemistry, if it doesn’t work, it’s physics and if you can’t understand it, it’s mathematics’

(Magnus Pyke)

'Let’s try this again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make? – A very small casserole'

(Blackadder and Baldrick, Blackadder II)

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