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  1. New gym workout

    Instead of going to the gym for an hour just do this workout for two minutes twice a day...

  2. Letter opening rabbit

    Do they do a stapling version?

  3. This lad is not going to get very far in life

    It is the storeowner I feel sorry for - I mean can you imagine turning up for work on Monday morning to be confronted with this!

  4. I know just how he feels…

    This cat feels just like me every time I go to the gym.

  5. And you think you are bored…

    This poor man stuck in a lift for over 40 hours one weekend when he was working overtime at the office and decided to go out for a cigarette break. I saw him on TV this morning and he seemed none the worse for his ordeal but what was most amazing was that you are looking at the security camera pictures – where the hell was the security guard – fallen asleep for two days?

  6. Terminal five song

    just about sums it up

  7. That'll teach Chappers to pull funny faces on the radio

    Radio 1's Chappers and Dave have run 33 miles to raise money for Sport Relief, one mile at every English and Scottish Premier League football ground. Good chaps! While recording a snippet of video in Inverness, Chappers looks quite… uncomfortable. And it all ended up with Chris Moyles and Dom Byrne providing an overdubbed version of the clip.

  8. Cat adopts baby squirrels

    This is actually quite sweet although what the kittens are going to say about their siblings when they grow a little older, I do not know.

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