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  1. Monty Python’s Upperclass Twit of the Year

    How splendid it is to see the flower of British manhood wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity. Britain need have no fear with leaders of this calibre.

  2. Clever Pancake Man stop motion film to help you on Pancake Day!

    With Pancake Day coming around again, this very clever stop motion film should help you if you've forgotten how to make a pancake… it might put a smile on your face too! Or it might make you sick when a guy goes to eat all the pancakes the Pancake Man makes.

  3. This mother needs urgent counselling!

    This baby is going to grow up severely traumatised! Its mother doesn’t seem to have learnt which end to pick up yet, nor the sad fact that dropping your baby onto its head from a great height is not going to aid its future development… it is no excuse for a zoo to say that 'nature needs to take its course…' the sooner the poor polar baby gets rescued from there the better.

  4. Smack Me On The Head With A Shovel!

    D30 is amazing stuff that’s flexible yet used for protective clothing, but you wouldn’t catch me letting someone smack me over the head with a shovel!

  5. The last picture you'll ever take!

    Terrifying!

  6. Oh no – what has happened to his ears!

    enchanting but how does he hear anything?

  7. I like the dancing and the Rabbit!

    How do they think them up?

  8. While away a few moments…

    Leaves your eyes feeling somewhat dazed but it is interesting…

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  1. In Rick Astley shortlisted for MTV award!, RW said:

    “But would you prefer to have another go now or try and bop to some…”

  2. In Republican Misconceptions of Obama, RW said:

    “Very interesting-although we must be aware of where this is…”

  3. In The moustache victim of fickle public taste, jontangerine said:

    “Now why does this story remind me so much of the Sadaam clones story? :)”

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    “Well, here we are! Today we open our doors and welcome in our first members to Complete Twit. So, what’s it all about? Do you find yourself…”

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